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[Sojourner]

So I was walking across a bridge the other day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off! So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you Evangelical or Pentecostal?" He said, "Evangelical!" I said, Me too, what denomination?" He said, "Seventh-day Adventist!" I said, "Wow Me too! Are you with the General Conference of Seventh-day Adventists or are you Seventh-day Adventist Reform movement? He said,"Reform Movement. - so I stepped forward and pushed him over the edge....