How Old is Harry?

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Harry and Judith, two elderly residents at the Maimonides Retirement Residence are sitting next to each in the lounge. Suddenly, Harry says to Judith, "I bet you can’t guess how old I am?"

"I bet I can," replies Judith.

"Well I'll bet you can't" says Harry.

"You’re on," says Judith with a smile. "Now please stand up so that I can properly investigate you."

Harry does what he's told. Judith then looks him up and she looks him down.

"Now turn around," says Judith.

Harry does what he's told and Judith looks him up and she looks him down.

"Now turn back around... and .... cluck like a chicken," says Judith.

Harry does what he's told and Judith looks him up and she looks him down. Then she says, "You are 86 years old."

Harry is absolutely amazed and can't believe what he's just heard. "Oy Veh, Judith," he says, "you’re absolutely right. I am 86. You can tell all of that by watching me cluck like a chicken?"

Judith smiles at him and replies, "You told me yesterday."