Members phkrause Posted December 23, 2014 Members Posted December 23, 2014 Moishe owns one of the most popular menswear shops in Brooklyn. But one night, his shop is broken into and a lot of his best clothes are stolen. When he hears what has happened, Moishe's friend Heshy goes to see him. "Oy vey Moishe," says Heshy, "I've just heard that your shop was broken into and many items were stolen. What a terrible thing to have happened to such a nice guy like you. You must be terribly upset." "Well to be honest, Heshy," says Moishe, "I'm not really as worried as you think I might be." "So nu Moishe, why is that?" asks Heshy. "Well I was lucky," replies Moishe. "The thief broke into my store and stole my items at a very good time." "Surely no time is a good time for a robbery?" says Heshy. "Why was this a good time for you?" "Because on the day of the break-in, I had just marked everything down by 40%" replies Moishe. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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