Zadie Newman’s Bad Habit

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Marvin Newman was 80 years old and a Zadie but he had one someone strange habit: he liked to drive fast. Very fast. One day he was driving home from shul and he was pulled over for speeding and not wearing a seat belt. Two days later – same ticket, same cop.

“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything Mr. Newman?”

“Yes, I have,” Zadie Newman replied. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from shul.”