Trying to Please Mama

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The first woman was elected U.S. president. She called her mom to make sure she was coming to the inauguration.

"I don’t know, dear. What would I wear?”

"Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll send a designer to help you.”

"But you know I need special foods for my diet.”

"Mom, I’m going to the president. I can get you the food you need.”

"But how will I get there?”

"I’ll send a limo, Mom. Just come!”

"OK, OK, if it makes you happy.”

The great day came, and Mama was seated with the future cabinet members. She nudged the man on her right. “See that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible? Her brother’s a doctor!”