What Not to Tell Your Wife

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Chaim Yankel was sitting in the living room with his wife Rochel watching television when a commercial came on boasting that its product could help people live
 pain-free in their golden years.

“Am I in my golden years?” Rochel, 65, asked.

“Not at all,” Chaim Yankel assured her.

“Well that’s good to know,” Rochel said, sounding relieved.

Then Chaim Yankel added, “But you are starting to yellow a little.”