Hardly House Work

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Marv Epstein tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do when he was younger. When the examination is over, Marv says, “Okay, Doctor. In plain English – what’s wrong with me?”

“Well, in plain English,” says the doctor, “you’re just lazy.”

Marv nods. “OK, now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”