Members phkrause Posted May 8, 2015 Members Posted May 8, 2015 If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish. If you don't eat, it will kill me. Never take a front-row seat at a bris. Always whisper the names of diseases. If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher. Why spoil a good meal with a big tip? Twenty percent off is a bargain; fifty percent off is a mitzvah. Wine needs to breathe so don't rush through the kiddish. No one leaves a simcha hungry; but then no one leaves with a hangover. And what's so wrong with dry turkey? A shmata is a dress that your husband's ex is wearing. Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times. Where there's smoke, there may be smoked salmon. Next year in Jerusalem. The year after that, how about a nice cruise? Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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