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THE TWELVE DAYS OF "CATS"MAS


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On the first day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the second day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

two chicken breasts and

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the third day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

three quarts milk

two chicken breasts and

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

four strutting birds

three quarts milk

two chicken breasts and

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

five litter pans

four strutting birds

three quarts milk

two chicken breasts and

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

six cans of sardines

five litter pans

four strutting birds

three quarts milk

two chicken breasts and

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

seven pounds of catnip

six cans of sardines

five litter pans

four strutting birds

three quarts milk

two chicken breasts and

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

eight dogs on leashes

seven pounds of catnip

six cans of sardines

five litter pans

four strutting birds

three quarts milk

two chicken breasts and

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

nine frogs aleaping

eight dogs on leashes

seven pounds of catnip

six cans of sardines

five litter pans

four strutting birds

three quarts milk

two chicken breasts and

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

balls of yarn all tangled

nine frogs aleaping

eight dogs on leashes

seven pounds of catnip

six cans of sardines

five litter pans

four strutting birds

three quarts milk

two chicken breasts and

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

eleven mice a running

balls of yarn all tangled

nine frogs aleaping

eight dogs on leashes

seven pounds of catnip

six cans of sardines

five litter pans

four strutting birds

three quarts milk

two chicken breasts and

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me

twelve toys from Macys

eleven mice a running

balls of yarn all tangled

nine frogs aleaping

eight dogs on leashes

seven pounds of catnip

six cans of sardines

five litter pans

four strutting birds

three quarts milk

two chicken breasts and

a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.

Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

 

George Bernard Shaw

 

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