Neil D Posted December 26, 2005 Posted December 26, 2005 time It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account. - Hofstadter's Law *** A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. - Segal's Law *** When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. - Marcel Achard *** A loafer always has the correct time. - Kin Hubbard *** Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz *** Time is what prevents everything from happening at once. - John Archibald Wheeler *** Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre *** Reality Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein *** *** It ain't necessarily so. - Gershwin's Law Proverbs Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed. - William Jennings Bryan *** Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
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