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Goat for Dinner


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The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied.

"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"

"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Pa say to Ma, 'Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'"
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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Monkey here hears--monkey repeats!

Wakan Tanka Kici Un

~~Child of Christ~~

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People often do not pay attention to how closely children soak up what we say and how it affects them. It takes an event like this one to make them aware of their influence on children since they apparently forgot their own childhood! What a way to be taught a lesson!

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The Emergent Church and the Invasion of Spiritualism

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