Moderators Gregory Matthews Posted September 11, 2015 Moderators Posted September 11, 2015 None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me insane, Tyrone.” One day Tyrone’s mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform at the Cleveland Clinic. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died. The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong. When he turned around he saw our friend Tyrone working as a janitor in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his floor buffer. If you thought that Tyrone had become a heart surgeon you are the type of a person that would vote for _______. NOTE I have removed the name of the person running for President of the U.S. Quote Gregory
B/W Photodude Posted September 11, 2015 Posted September 11, 2015 Someone borrowed an urban legend to make a joke! http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/cleaner.asp Quote >>>Texts in blue type are quotes<<< ***************************************************************************** And therefore as a stranger give it welcome. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. --Shakespeare from Hamlet ***************************************************************************** Bill Liversidge Seminars The Emergent Church and the Invasion of Spiritualism
Moderators Gregory Matthews Posted September 12, 2015 Author Moderators Posted September 12, 2015 I thought it would be so obvious that no one would check with Snopes. Quote Gregory
B/W Photodude Posted September 12, 2015 Posted September 12, 2015 I thought it would be so obvious that no one would check with Snopes. I have heard a lot of medical urban legends. Funniest was the lady with the exploding biscuit can when leaving the supermarket. She thought she was holding her brains in! I had to inform a coworker once that it was an urban legend. Quote >>>Texts in blue type are quotes<<< ***************************************************************************** And therefore as a stranger give it welcome. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. --Shakespeare from Hamlet ***************************************************************************** Bill Liversidge Seminars The Emergent Church and the Invasion of Spiritualism
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