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Moishe Murmelstein’s Date


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Moishe Murmelstein went on a date with Rebecca Goldman – without a doubt the most beautiful girl that poor Moishe had ever dated. At the end of their time together Moishe was so overcome with Rebecca that he said, “Rebecca will you marry me?"

“Moishe,” Rebecca replied with a smile, “I have good news and bad news for you.”

Moishe paid attention closely.

“The bad news is that I will not marry you,” said Rebecca. “The good news is that you have impeccable taste!”

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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