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Yitzchak’s Hearing Emporium


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Morris realizes that he needs a hearing aid so he goes to Yitzchak’s Hearing Emporium to see what his options are.

"How much do they cost?" Morris asks Yitzchak.

"That depends," Yitzchak says. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000."

"Let's see the $2.00 model," says Morris.

Yitzchak puts the device around Morris' neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructs.

"How does it work?" asks Morris.

"For $2.00 it doesn't work," Yitzchak replies. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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