Fur Coat Fury

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Rachel went away to a liberal arts college on the West Coast and promptly became an avid animal rights activist. When she returned home for the holidays she noticed her mother wearing a new fur coat.

“Oh Mom,” Rachel exclaimed in a disapproving tone, “some animal must have suffered terribly just so you can get a new fur coat for Chanukah.”

“RACHEL!” Screamed her mother aghast.” I SEND YOU AWAY TO COLLEGE AND YOU COME BACK TALKING LIKE THAT?! HOW DARE YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT YOUR FATHER!!!”