Waiting for the birth of the baby

[Gregory Matthews]

Several men were waiting for their wives to deliver.

When the nurse walked in she said to one of the men:  Congratulations on the birth of your twins.  They are well and healthy.  As he looked at her he responded:  That is interesting, I work for the MN Twins.

Later the nurse approached one of the other men and said:  Congratulations on the birth of healthy triplets.  As he looked at her he responded:  My, My, I work for 3-M.

The next man.  H was informed that he was the father of quadruplets.  He worked for the Four Seasons Hotel Chain.

The next man, the new father of five, worked in the Pentagon.

At that the next man ran screaming out the door, fainting on the ground outside.  As the nurse revived him, he looked at her and said:  Why did I ever convert to the 7th Day Adventist Church?