Sayings On Buttons or Bumper stickers up front and personal

[Neil D]

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

3. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

6. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

7. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

8. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

9. You! Off my planet!

10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

[:"red"] Bumper Stickers about Working[/]

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. [:"blue"] I don't know about you, but I can relate to this! [/]

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

[:"blue"] And I am sure that many of you can relate to this! [/]