SMAN Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 ST. MOMMA'S WORT Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconsious for up to two days. EMPTYNESTROGEN Eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers, and how you couldn't wait until they moved out. PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women. 2 full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception. DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. BUYAGRA Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit card limit of spending spree. JACKASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat. ANTI-TALKSIDENTA Spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators. NAGAMENT When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him. DAMNITOL Take 2 and ther rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. As with all drugs, please discuss frequency, use, and side effects with your pharmacist. Someone has to make their day! Quote
Neil D Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Quote: DAMNITOL Take 2 and ther rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. Um....Where did you say you can get this, again????? There are days when I think I could use it...and there are days when the whole ward could use a salt lick of this stuff...! Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
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