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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

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Hi SMAM,

These are priceless!! 23_30_104.gif Especially after reading the latest exchanges on "what are your thoughts on...." and that whole exchange on "Are SDA churches bloke friendly"!!!! Thanks for the laughs!! As the good book says, Laughter is the best medicine!! thankyousign.gif

Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life.

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