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Officer assigned to investigate an alleged murder reports by telephone:

OFFICER:  I am at the scene of the alleged crime.  I did find one adult male dead of an apparent gun-shot wound.  One adult female, believed to be his wife has stated that she fired a gun-shot into his body due to him walking on the floor that she had just mopped.

SERGANT:  Have you placed the female under arrest?

OFFICER:  Negative.  The  floor has not dried yet.

 

 

Gregory

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On 4/25/2016 at 0:41 PM, Gregory Matthews said:

Officer assigned to investigate an alleged murder reports by telephone:

OFFICER:  I am at the scene of the alleged crime.  I did find one adult male dead of an apparent gun-shot wound.  One adult female, believed to be his wife has stated that she fired a gun-shot into his body due to him walking on the floor that she had just mopped.

SERGANT:  Have you placed the female under arrest?

OFFICER:  Negative.  The  floor has not dried yet.

ROFLMHO

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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