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A New Aliyah Pitch


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A local Aliyah ambassador from the Israeli government was noticing that the response to his usual “pitch” about moving to Israel was having limited effect so he decided to change tactics.

“Instead of talking about Israel today, I am going to talk about nutrition and health.” Said the Aliyah representative. “Here is a summary of the latest medical findings:

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

My conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Move to Israel and learn to speak Hebrew. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.”

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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