veggie jokes

[Neil D]

What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?

Someone who lost their veg-inity!

The Proper Motivation

I'm not vegetarian because I love animals, I'm vegetarian because I don't like vegetables.

Anagrams

Vegetarian = I vent a rage.

A great vein

Eat vinegar.

Rage via 'net

Eat in grave.

A vegan rite

Irate vegan

Vegetarians =

Vegan satire

I avenge rats

Vegans are it!

Eat vegan sir.

Did you know....

....The Native American word for vegetarian is "poor hunter."

Meat-eater: Did you hear about the new study saying vegans are more likely to go blind? I guess it's because you don't get the proper nutrition.

Vegan: Nah, it's just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.

I don't know about these people who call themselves vegetarians but eat eggs and dairy. I mean, I've heard of eggplants, but there no such thing as a cheesetree.

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What does the factory farmer sing on a pig's birthday?

"For he makes jolly good Jell-O, for he makes jolly good Jell-O..."

Kent: Tell me, how do you spice your veggie-burgers?

Linda: I don't know, but the main thing is that it mustn't taste good!

Heard from a boy named Travis (who heard it from his astronomy teacher who probably saw it on one of those "why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways" lists).

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Seen on a message board I follow a strict vegan diet. I eat only vegans.

A bumper sticker 9 out of 10 cannibals agree--vegetarians taste better!

A bumper sticker I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!

[aldona]

Keep 'em coming...in October it's International Vegetarian Week and this year, I'm hoping to collect enough of this kind of stuff to fill a page in the church bulletin.

aldona