Neil D Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 by Lenore Skenazy (as published in Cracked) Animal rights are a hot issue these days...and here's what the animals are demanding: Deer and Raccoons: National 15 mph speed limit Rabbits: Abortion on demand Cows: Farm subsidies for basic cable Rats: Better housing Bees: Queen must pay her taxes Amoebae: No discrimination on basis of asexual preference Male Black Widow Spiders: Safer workplace conditions Mosquitoes: All Americans must take a blood test (and give it to them) Dogs: Expand hot lunch program to pets Kangaroos: National day care Praying Mantis: Prayer in the schools Beavers: More funds for flood relief Geese, Grouse, Ducks, Moose, Squirrels and the Occasional Possum: Gun control [:"blue"] If you came in here to debate animal rights, you have taken this forum way tooo seriously [/] Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Neil D Posted February 13, 2006 Author Posted February 13, 2006 Quote: Cricket said: Quail: Legalisation of human decoys I am sorry, but I don't understand this...Why would former VP, Dan Quail, want to legislate human decoys???? Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
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