Havaii

[phkrause]

As Moishe and his wife, Miriam, were planning a vacation, they ended up in an argument, "It's 'Hawaii', I'm telling you!"

Miriam said. "I never KNEW someone so stubborn! 'Havaii' is how it's pronounced!" he replied. And so it went all the way to the vacation... As they got off the airplane, they passed a man.

Moishe abruptly stopped his wife and turned to the man to ask, "Now that we're on the island, you can settle an argument between my wife and me. Is this 'Hawaii' or 'Havaii'?"

"This is Havaii," the man replied. "Ha!" Moishe gloated to Miriam. "See, didn't I tell you never to argue with me?"

As they began to walk away, Moishe turned back and gave the man a hearty, "Thank you!"

"You're velcome!" he called back.

[dgrimm60]

PHKRAUSE

dgrimm60

[Outta Here]

I cannot begin to tell you how many times my grandmother has told a version of this story! She swears this actually happened to her on a flight to Hawaii. It's funny the 1st time you hear it. Corny the 2nd time you hear it. And it's truly sad the 1000th time you've heard it from someone who's delusional.  

[Mikevolpe]

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