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The Price of Admission


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Rabbi Adler was making his customary announcements after Shabbat morning services when he announced that the admission to the upcoming shul barbeque would be five dollars per person. "But if you're over 65," Rabbi Adler said, "the price will be only be four dollars."

From the back of the congregation, Mrs. Sharfman piped up, "Rabbi, do you really think I'd give you that information for only a dollar?"

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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