Members phkrause Posted October 11, 2016 Members Posted October 11, 2016 Moishe and Miriam are shopping in their local grocery store. Moishe picks up a carton of fresh baked cookies and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks Miriam. "They're on sale, only $8 for 24 cookies," Moishe replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them," Miriam demands. Moishe complies and they carry on shopping. A few aisles later, Miriam picks up a $16 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks Moishe. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies Miriam. Moishe snorts: "'So does a carton of 24 cookies, and it's only half the price." On the PA system: "'Cleanup on aisle 25. We have a husband down." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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