Don’t Judge a Book…

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Joe had just recently become Orthodox and was looking to get married so he went to his friend Mike was who trying to become a part time shadchan – matchmaker. Joe was a little worried about this whole blind date business especially the idea of going out with someone he'd never seen before. "What do I do if I don’t find her attractive in the slightest?" says Joe. "I'll be stuck with her all evening."

"Don't worry," Mike says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you really can’t stand the way she looks just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Joe knocks at the girl's door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how attractive she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:

"Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"

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