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"Nature is a gift from God and every blade of grass is a potential lesson that a rabbi can offer to his congregation in a sermon," Rabbi Markowitz told his shul one Shabbat morning.

The next day, the rabbi was mowing his lawn when Morty Applebaum, a member of the shul came along.

Mr. Applebaum stood and watched his rabbi mow for a while. Then, nodding his head in approval, he said, "Way to go, rabbi, cut 'em short."

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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We have had some long-winded "rabbis" in our "schul" too.

 

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