Spin Of The Week

[Dr. Shane]

Mad Cow disease found in Alabama and some lady on the news says... "This shows the system is working"

Oh, I see, we should all be happy that mad cow was found in America again because now we know "the system is working."

[Nicodema]

That's not spin, technically. Technically that is known as the IQ of a fruitfly on crack.

[Derrell M]

Perhaps she had eaten some of the Alabama Mad Cow. Doesn't it make holes in the brain? A fruit fly on crack? Next thing you know there will be guys on the street corners selling little packets of mad cow, by the gram. Imagine the high holes in the brain could give.

Now that would show that the system is working!

[Norman Byers, N.D.]

Hi Shane,

As a result of this finding we have decided to stop eating cheese and other foods that contain dairy products as a safe guard.

We have gone through cycles where we'd eat it and then leave it alone, but now this is getting to be unsafe and not worth licking our chops over. We will be pulling out the recipe books and taking time to nourish ourselves without dairy products.

When ever a discovery of this nature is made I see it as the tip of the iceberg. They would not report this unless they had to so it does concern me seeing that we are net door to AL.

Norman