B/W Photodude Posted April 26, 2017 Posted April 26, 2017 A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks. He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him. "Quiero calcetines," said the man. "I don't speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suitsover here," said the sales girl. "No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines," said the man. "Well, these shirts are on sale this week," declared the sales girl. "No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines," repeated the man. "I still don't know what you're trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack," offered the sales girl. "No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,"insisted the man. "These sweaters are top quality," the sales girl probed. "No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines," said the man. "Our undershirts are over here," fumbled the sales girl, beginning to lose patience. "No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines," the man repeated. As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, "Eso sí que es!" "Why didn't you just spell it in the first place?!"yelled the sales girl. Quote >>>Texts in blue type are quotes<<< ***************************************************************************** And therefore as a stranger give it welcome. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. --Shakespeare from Hamlet ***************************************************************************** Bill Liversidge Seminars The Emergent Church and the Invasion of Spiritualism
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