Is that a Baby in your Stomach?

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Little Moishie Rosenbaum was at the doctor's office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walked over to her and inquisitively asked, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, Moishie replied, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She said, "He sure is."

Then Moishie, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question: "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." At this point the woman was thinking the little boy was incredibly cute and looked forward to what he had to say next.

And, much to her surprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, Moishie asked, "Then why did you eat him?"

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