Moderators Gregory Matthews Posted July 21, 2017 Moderators Posted July 21, 2017 Three men were hiking the "back country" when they came to a river that appeared to be impassable. Faced with a necessary task that seem beyond their human ability they turned to prayer: * The first man prayed for the for the physical strength to cross the river. Immediately he was transformed into a person with very large muscles. Jumping into the water, he swam for two (2) hours before making it out on the other side. * The second man prayed for strength and tools to cross the river. Like the first, he was given the strength and a boat. Thirty (30) minutes later he had rowed to the other side. * The third man prayed for strength, tools and the wisdom/intelligence to cross the river. Immediately he was transformed into a woman and given a map. She hiked up-stream for 5-minutes, intersected a highway and walked across the bridge. With thanks to Joel Osteen for the basis of this report. phkrause 1 Quote Gregory
dgrimm60 Posted July 23, 2017 Posted July 23, 2017 GREGORY I have heard this joke before ----but it is still funny dgrimm60 Quote
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