Members phkrause Posted September 17, 2017 Members Posted September 17, 2017 An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman was assigned as his territory the entire borough of Brooklyn. Eager to get started he knocks on a door that says “Goldbaum Family” and a tough-looking lady opens the door. Before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps garden soil all over the carpet. He says, "Mrs. Goldbaum, if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every bit of it." Mrs. Goldbaum turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?" The salesman says, "Why do you ask?" She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet." phkrause 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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