Members phkrause Posted September 26, 2017 Members Posted September 26, 2017 Old Moishe Kestenbaum witnessed a burglary so he was called to testify at the trial. The defense lawyer asked Moishe, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" "Yes," said Moishe, "I saw him take everything. As clear as day. " The lawyer asked again, "Mr. Kestenbaum, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?" "Yes," said Moishe, "No question about it." Then the lawyer asked, "Mr. Kestenbaum, listen: you are 80 years old and your eyesight is probably quite weak. Just how far can you see at night?" Moishe replied, "I can see the moon -- how far is that?" debbym 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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