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Here are some quotes that makes me laugh, hope you too!!

Everyone has a photographic memory.

Some, like me, just don't have any film

I always know...

God won't give me more than I can handle

There are times I just wish He didn't trust me quite so much

Never be too open-minded, your brains may fall out

Bills travel through the mail...

at twice the speed of checks

If you look like your passport picture...

you probably need the trip.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

Middle age is when broadness of the mind

and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years

and throw away three weeks before you need it

Experience is a wonderful thing.

It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Learn from the mistakes of others.

Trust me... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself

The greatest want of the world is the want of men who will not be bought or sold, men who in their inmost souls are true & honest, men who do not fear to call sin by its right name, men whose conscience is as true to duty..., men who will stand for the right though the heavens fall.{Ed 57.3}

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