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Your Cantor is So Religious...


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A group of teenagers were telling jokes after the teen minyan at Beth Israel congregation and when Rabbi Solomon walked by, he didn’t like what he heard.

“Boys,” said Rabbi Solomon, “Do you think those jokes are appropriate?”

“What?” said David, one of the boys, “You don’t like ‘you’re momma is so fat’ jokes?”

“No I don’t,” replied Rabbi Solomon. “How about this one instead,” offered Rabbi Solomon. “Cantor Nixon – you know how religious he is?”

“How religious is he?” the boys jumped in.

“Your Cantor is so religious, he can’t even carry a tune!”

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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