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The following is being reported from the Metro-Sacramento area:

*  In broad daylight a woman was dragged out of her car, thrown to the ground and her car was stolen.

*  Later a man was arrested who was in possession of her car.  But, the police only had evidence to charge him with being in possession of a stolen vehicle, until they obtained results of a DNA test!

*  You see, when he drug the woman out of the car, he lost a shoe.

*  Following the DNA test of the shoe, and of him, he is now charged with three (3) crimes--assault on an elderly person, carjacking and possession of a stolen vehicle.

 

Lesson learned:  If you are going to commit a crime, keep your shoes on your feet.

 

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Gregory

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Or be absolutely bohemian about it and go barefoot! ::llama::

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On 3/29/2018 at 8:49 AM, Gregory Matthews said:

Lesson learned:  If you are going to commit a crime, keep your shoes on your feet.

ROFLMHO

phkrause

When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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