Members phkrause Posted July 24, 2018 Members Posted July 24, 2018 Marvin Himmleman is at his doctor for a physical. Dr. Epstein runs some tests and says to Marvin, ''Well, Mr. Himmleman, for an 82 year old man you are in top condition physically. But how about mentally and spiritually?” “What do you mean, doc?” asks Marvin. “Well how is your connection with God, for example?'' Marvin says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.'' Well, upon hearing this, Dr. Epstein was concerned. He called Mrs. Himmleman and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves.” Mrs. Himmleman replies, “Oy that schnook. He’s been using the refrigerator again!'' phkrause 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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