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Old Moishe Rosenberg was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter from the local Jewish newspaper who was on hand asked him, "Mr. Rosenberg, what is the secret to your long life?"

Old Moishe Rosenberg replied, "Every evening at 9 p.m. I have some herring and a l’chaim of schnapps.”

The reporter then asked, "Herring and schnapps? That's ALL?"

Old Moishe Rosenberg smiled and added, "Well, canceling my ticket on the Titanic sure didn't hurt."

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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