Moderators Gregory Matthews Posted September 4, 2018 Moderators Posted September 4, 2018 An elderly man in Venice Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators." phkrause, B/W Photodude and dgrimm60 1 2 Quote Gregory
dgrimm60 Posted September 4, 2018 Posted September 4, 2018 GREGORY I have heard this joke before ===but it is always good to read it again dgrimm60 LifeHiscost 1 Quote
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