Gone Golfing

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Moishe Feinman was invited by some colleagues at his accounting firm to go golfing. The four men approached the first tee which had a straight fairway which ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left.

“Why don’t you go first, Moishe,” said John Callahan. Moishe was nervous – he wasn’t much of a golfer. He took a deep breath, teed off and hooked the ball in the direction of the road. The ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back right onto the green.

As they all stood in silent amazement, John finally asked Moishe, "How on earth did you do that?"

Moishe shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have to know the bus schedule."

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