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Avi, a devout Israeli farmer, lost his favourite Chumash that his grandfather passed down to him; Avi was distraught at this carelessness.

Three weeks later a cow walked up carrying the Chumash in its mouth.

Ave the farmer couldn't believe his eyes.

He took the book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle from Hashem!"

"Not really," said the cow.

"Your grandfather’s name was written inside the cover."

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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