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Second Time Isn’t a Charm


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Morty Fleisher and Suzy Himmleman decided to get married. They were both widows living in a retirement community and they thought marriage would be a good idea. Well it wasn’t. They were at each other’s throats constantly and after a short time they decided to get a divorce. So they decided to go to the Rabbi.

"What has brought you to the point that you are now at, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?" the Rabbi asked Mr. Fleisher.

Morty replied, "In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing.”

Suzie piped up and said, "Seven weeks."

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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