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Miriam was reading a newspaper while her husband Moishe was watching the ball game on TV. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," Miriam said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium."

"Hmmm," Moishe said, not looking away from the game.

Teasing him, Miriam said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," Moishe said.

"How sweet," Miriam said. "Tell me why not."

"Season's almost half over.”

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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