pillars of our faith as rap

[Rahab]

It has been brought to my attention that there might be a certain class of people who might listen to our pillars if they were in a rap format? 

I'm not sure but willing to give it a try. 

So, that's what I'm attempting here. 

I could use some help too.   

[Rahab]

Here's my first attempt.  State of the dead and the 2nd coming. Here goes  

Walkin’ wonderin’
Lookin’ for truth

Now my tv taught me 
Zombies are alivin’ and walkin’
But my bible sayin’
Death ain’t nuthin’
Now that’s the proof

Walkin’ wonderin’
Lookin’ for truth

Bible sayin’ death ain’t nuthin’
No praisin’ no thinkin’ no poutin’
Saints are waitin’ restin’ for sumthin’
Jesus comin’ shoutin’ 
We then awakenin’ and it’s no doubtin’ He’s takenin’ us out. 

Walkin’ wonderin’
Lookin’ for truth

[Gregory Matthews]

Good start.

[Rahab]

My second try at the health message:

I’m just sayin’
It’s better than wealth 
Prayin’ for your health 

 Lookin’ for a better treat
Throwin’ out the meat
Feelin’ good walkin’ down the street 

 Givin’ up the dairy
It’s better with the berry

 You can do it
Ain’t nuthin’ to it
It takes some time 
But savin’ a dime

 Lookin’ at the birds
Just sayin’ it in words 
They have no worry 
All day long Eatin’ seeds and grains 
Oh so good for their little brains 
Up they go in a flurry 

 I’m just sayin’
It’s better than wealth 
Prayin’ for your health 

 Lettin’ go of the eggs
And feelin’ a steady leg

 You can do it
Ain’t nuthin’ to it
It takes some time 
But savin’ a dime

 God created the animals 
Don’t get down to be cannibals
But eatin’ the fruit 
Without a whoot
Nobody cryin’ nobody dyin’
You know what I mean 
Eatin’ the edibles 
God gave us vegetables 

 I’m just sayin’
It’s better than wealth 
Prayin’ for your health 

 

[Rahab]

I know there are lots of creative people here.... could use some help...

still have     God’s Law, righteousness by faith, victory over sin, spirit of prophecy, etc.

[JoeMo]

There's a great woman here; her name is Rahab;

A sweet Christian woman; don't wear no hijab.

Such a faithful member of this forum;

When I look at the Leaderboard, she's in the quorum!

 

Pretty sorry, huh?  What do you expect from an old man?

[Rahab]

Just now, JoeMo said:

There's a great woman here; her name is Rahab;

A sweet Christian woman; don't wear no hijab.

Such a faithful member of this forum;

When I look at the Leaderboard, she's in the quorum!

 

Pretty sorry, huh?  What do you expect from an old man?

how sweet, I like it...