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Shimon Newman came out of his front door and passed out onto the porch. His wife Shifra discovered him, and called Hatzalah immediately – the Jewish paramedics association.

When the paramedics arrived, they helped Shimon regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.

"It was enough to make anybody faint," Shimon said. "My son Ari asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower!"

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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