Members phkrause Posted October 28, 2019 Members Posted October 28, 2019 Mrs. Goldstein was trying to teach her first grade Hebrew school students about heaven. "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the shul, would I get into heaven?" she asked. "NO!" all the children answered. "If I cleaned the shul every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?" Again the answer was, "NO!" "Well," Mrs. Goldstein continued, "then how can I get to heaven?" Little Moishie Rosenbaum shouted, "You have to be dead!" phkrause 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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