Members phkrause Posted November 4, 2019 Members Posted November 4, 2019 The entire congregation came out to hear Rabbi Solomon’s first Shabbat morning sermon. It lasted eight minutes. The next Shabbat, Rabbi Solomon’s sermon was forty-five minutes. His third sermon was two and a half hours. The shul’s ritual committee called Rabbi Solomon in and said, "What is happening here?" Rabbi Solomon replied, "Well, on the first Shabbos I had just had all of my teeth pulled. My mouth was sore, so my sermon was short. The next week, I had my new dentures and I was feeling fine." The ritual committee chair said, "But your third sermon was two and a half hours long!" "Oy," Rabbi Solomon responded. "The third week, I picked up my wife's dentures by mistake." phkrause 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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