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The Shiffman Sisters


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The three Shiffman sisters, Sarah, Rebecca and Rachel, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together.

One night 96-year-old Sarah draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. Sarah yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

94-year-old Rebecca yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

92-year-old Rachel is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood..." Rachel then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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