Moderators Jeannieb43 Posted June 13, 2006 Moderators Posted June 13, 2006 A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvioius that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message: "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." Quote Jeannie<br /><br /><br />...Change is inevitable; growth is optional....
Barbara Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 LOL I love it. This is a great clean joke. Quote .....Love others as well as you love yourself. Matt 22:39 (The Message Bible)
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